2014 Kidisms

Here's the annual round-up of the funny things the kids have said through the year.  Most are from Bree, as she's learning more and more vocabulary with her own pronunciations that are so cute.  But Tess and Miles still give us some zingers too!  Enjoy.

January 2014

Breeisms:  already= alldurly

rhinoceros= rhine-a-ROSS-us!

Oh, the humor of a 6 yr old boy...Miles is in his room singing "the pooper man built his poop upon the rock!"

March 2014

Miles was looking at a "Cloud Cake" (which is one of the Twinkie knock-offs from when Hostess went bankrupt) and asked why it's called Cloud Cake. I explained that it was probably just because it had white, fluffy filling inside like a cloud. He paused and then said it should be called "Sugary Hot Dog" instead. Ha!

Bree's foot must've fallen asleep because she suddenly exclaimed, "Aah! I have BUGS on my feet! Bugs all over!" And she continued for several minutes about the bugs on her one foot. :)

May 2014

We were talking about poisonous spiders and whether or not a bite could actually kill you. We said that some can, but they are probably all far away in the Amazon somewhere. After a pause, Tess (in all seriousness) said, "but why on earth would anyone buy one of those spiders?" We were confused by her question and she said, "you know? On Amazon? Why would someone buy one?"

Bree tries to say "Holy Toledo!" and it comes out "Holy Tolodey!"

Bree noticed a weird stain/mark on her little potty chair while she was pottying and she was concerned (she probably wondered if it was poop or something--it was not; the plastic was just discolored there.) I told her it would not come off. She said, "but have you cleaned it?" yep. "but have you wiped it?" yep. "but have you washed it?" yep. "but have you scrubbed it?" yep. "but have you whacked it with a hammer?!" (Ah, that girl cracks me up!)

June 2014

Bree can't say "practicing" (as in practicing the piano), so it sounds like "praxi-deen." When we had a piano tuner here, she came running down the hall saying "Hey! Who is that praxi-deen??"

August 2014

Breeisms: girl= glill

thumb= flumb

comfy= cumpy

October 2014

Bree call M&Ms "enemans."

A little fuzzy on the concept...I gave Bree a tape measure to play with and I heard her say in her bedroom, "Hmm...how tall is my dresser? It's...5 minutes deep." ha!

November 2014

Bree came into our room the other morning and we could smell poopy pants.  (She is finally, finally potty trained, but she still wears a pull-up at night.)  Bryan said, “did you poop your pants?  Pooping your pants is for the birds!”  and Bree immediately replied in a disgusted voice, “yeah! and they poop on the windows!” 

Bree asked when we would put out our Christmas desharakuns.

December 2015
Breeism: automatic= automackit (She is very very concerned about public bathrooms with automackit flushers.)