Saturday, December 31, 2016

2016 Kidisms

This is always one of my favorite posts of the year--the "kidisms"-- things that my kids say that I want to remember.  Usually they are funny, but sometimes they are just sweet and loving and I don't want to forget them.  Unfortunately these posts are getting shorter each year, not because my kids aren't funny or sweet anymore, but I think just because they don't make as many funny mispronunciations or word mix-ups as they used to.  So, even though this post gets shorter every year, it's still a favorite.  I hope these kidisms tickle your funny bone like they did mine. :)

January 2016
When I asked Bree to put on leggings under her dress because it's cold, she replied "Mom, that's just not how I roll. End of discussion."

February 2016
After playing at the beach Bree had sand stuck all over her hands. She was stressed that they didn't come clean when she tried to brush them off. She said, "Daddy's hands look like sparkle and mine just look like zombie!" (Bryan had washed his off with water already.)

April 2016
As we have various tools and art supplies strewn about the house, Bree noticed two and suddenly said, "Pliers is the dad of scissors!" Smart (and funny!) girl! (I might add that she always pronounces scissors "Zizzors" so it was even cuter.)

Bree is starting to be interested in time, and asking what time it is. She hears me say it's "whatever" o'clock and she morphed it into "o'watch." So she'll look at my watch and say "it's 7 o'watch right now."

May 2016
Bree told me today after church, "Mom, today in primary we learned about Joseph Smith. He was killed by an angry moth." HA!

October 2016


Bree matter-of-factly told me that "toots are like the guards of your poop."

November 2016
Conversations with kids:
Miles (8):  What's a mortage?  (He didn't say "mortgage" with the silent t, he pronounced it like MORT-ich.)
me: Do you mean mortgage?  ...  Or maybe mortician? ...
Miles:  Well, what's a mortician?
me:  They work at a morgue and get dead bodies ready to be buried.
Tess (11):  Yeah, like at a creamery!
me:  No...that's where they make ice cream.
Tess:  Oh, then where do they burn bodies?...
      Ha!  My kids make me chuckle.  (Turns out Miles DID mean mortgage; he had been playing Monopoly with friends.)

December Happenings

Just a few random happenings this month:

First, a gorgeous sunset that I just had to pull over and take a photo of.  So much more beautiful in real life, but still so pretty in the picture.

Freedom Elementary's 6th grade hosted a talent show.  We just found out about it 2 days before (Tess missed the original announcement because of our trip), but she quickly put a song together on the piano and did a beautiful job.  She played Fur Elise by Beethoven.  I was so proud of her!

The snow began and Miles and Bree immediately wanted to go out and play in it.  Miles made a pretty good snowman with the little amount of snow.
Bree got this cute Police Officer uniform for her birthday and every time she puts it on, she really gets into character, being very stern and serious with all of us.  She means business!

Friday, December 30, 2016

Christmas Break Activities

We definitely had a white Christmas this year!  The snow started on Dec. 23 and came harder on the 24-26.  We took advantage of the new snow with a day of sledding.  We were very glad to learn of an awesome hill that's not too far away.  (We have struggled to find a great hill close by!)  This was called Lomond View park in North Ogden and it was a great long, steep hill.  There were lots of people there, but it didn't seem too crowded.

Bryan was very stylish, decked out in his camo gear, with a beanie and a ball cap on top, with sunglasses on top of all that.  Woowoo!

Here's Miles after a very wet, face-first ride...
...and Bryan going down with Miles lying on top of him.  What could go wrong?

I love that Bryan gets the week between Christmas and New Year's off work.  There are many holidays throughout the year that he does not get (Veteran's Day, Martin Luther King Day, 24th of July, President's Day, etc.) but he does get this week off and we love it!  We took advantage of a Christmas gift card and went to The Old Spaghetti Factory as a family.  It's one of our very favorite restaurants!
Then we went up to Temple Square.  We first toured the Conference Center, then went over to the Visitors' Center.
Then we went in the Joseph Smith Memorial Building and checked out the Family Search area.  They had lots of interesting things to do inside; one of which was to find out more about your ancestors (their places of birth, any family stories, etc).  You could also find out more specifics to your own life--for example, what the current events were the year you were born, how much a gallon of gasoline cost that year, etc.  You could also see how many people in the USA had your name (first and last).  All our names (Terry, Bryan, Tess, Miles, & Bree) were in the tens or hundreds of thousands...but good ol' Michonne had considerably fewer (not surprisingly).  Guess how many Michonnes are in America??    Only 52!  That's it.  Pretty cool!
It was freezing cold that night, so we enjoyed the lights from inside, and then just made a quick walk back to the car and called it good.

Monday, December 26, 2016

Merry Christmas 2016!

We had a wonderful Christmas!  We enjoyed Christmas Eve at Bryan's sister's home with her family and with Gramma & Grampa Terry.  The kids always love to play with cousins and we had a great ham dinner.  Then we played games afterward and had a fun time.

Then home for the Christmas Eve traditions.  First, opening our new jammies, followed by opening our new family game.

They had to all open the game together.  This year we got "Hungry, Hungry Hippos." A nice classic game that we have never owned!

We played a bunch of other games too, followed by reading the Christmas story from the Bible before tucking all the kids in to Tess's room to sleep together.

Christmas morning excitement, checking out what Santa brought and inspecting stockings...
All the kids get a new book every year...
Almost all our boxes were wrapped in Amazon boxes this year.  Gone are the days of nice clothing boxes with pretty lids and here to stay are the days of re-used Amazon boxes!



We went to our church service at 11:00 and enjoyed lots of beautiful songs by the choir.  Then back home and a visit from G&G T.

The thing that Bree wanted more than anything was a jewelry box (when she originally made her list, she didn't specify that the jewelry box was the most coveted item...but as the month of December went on, she started talking more and more about it.  Unfortunately, Mom & Dad had finished shopping and I didn't think Santa was going to bring one either.  So, I think Bree was a little heartbroken when there was no jewelry box Christmas morning.  Luckily, I knew what G&G T had shopped for and they saved the day with the jewelry box!  Yippee!)
A remote control airplane...
...and a remote control helicopter were also great gifts.
Then we headed up to Papa's house for more fun and family time.  Bree loved her new radio/CD player...
...Miles got a cool remote control Jeep...
...and Tess got her waterproof watch and money to spend.
As we played games, we noticed Dasher--or was it Dancer?  maybe Vixen?--walking through the golf course behind Papa's house.  Hopefully he found his way back to the North Pole that night.
Merry Christmas everyone!

Sunday, December 18, 2016

Jensen Cmas Party

This year we did things a bit differently with the extended Jensen family and did our Christmas party early (we usually get together on Christmas Day, but as families are growing and getting busier, we decided this was better.)  And it was great!

We played Speak Out/Watch Ya Mouth with the crazy mouth pieces that you have to wear.  It was pretty funny seeing everyone try to give clues with those things in.





Then we did White Elephant gifts with the "stealing" game (I think it might be called Yankee Swap officially.)  I guess my family was like an 8 year old boy, because it was all about poop/farts for us that night...I brought Poo-Pourri for my white elephant gift, then Miles got a poop reindeer emoji pillow for his gift, and I got a fart-sounds book for my gift!  (Miles has commandeered the book, by the way, and it provides hours of fun for him and his buddies!)

Bree, Miles, and Bryan played some fun reindeer games as well. Bryan got quite a few inflatable rings to the face during this game.  Fun Party!

Saturday, December 17, 2016

Bamatamb Takes a Cruise! (Part 2)

Day 5: Dec 12-Belize City, Belize...

First, a little side story...in Honduras (Day 4), Bryan started feeling pretty crappy.  He had a super sore throat and a few big cankers in his mouth.  He really thought he had strep throat, since he could see white sores at the back of his throat.  The doctor on the ship was not available, plus we really didn't want him to go to the ship doctor anyway, because if you're sick on a cruise ship they quarantine you to your room and don't let you do anything.  Bryan didn't want to miss out on anything so he just powered through.  Well, on the morning of Belize he felt absolutely horrible.  Luckily for us, there are always pharmacies at every shopping center and of course you don't need any prescriptions!  So we self-diagnosed and then googled the dose of amoxicillin he would need for strep throat.  We went right in and bought it over-the-counter for 10 bucks.  Easy peasy.  .....Unfortunately, he never got better.  After we got back home he saw a doc and it's a virus, not a bacteria so our antibiotics did nothing!  Dang it.  Here we thought we were being so smart and it didn't work after all.  He's still not over the sickness yet, poor guy! 

Anyway, our excursion in Belize was cave tubing.  There are underground rivers in the mountains of Belize and you can ride down the river on a tube while checking out all the cool cave formations.  It's like Timpanogos Cave mixed with a lazy river at a water park. :)


Once again, Belize was a beautiful country.  I love all the lush greenery everywhere.  We first rode a van for about an hour to the mountain where we got our life jackets, helmets, and headlamps.  Bree thought her headlamp was pretty cool and kept asking me to turn it on when we were outside. We had to do a nice walk around the mountain to the cave entrance (we actually started our walk at the spot where the tubes exit the river at the end.)  It was a really nice walk.  Our tour guide stopped and showed us all sorts of cool trees and plants.  There was a really neat "touch plant" whose leaves close right up as a defense mechanism if you touch them.  (Here's a cool youtube video that shows it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPf3FbR6eQE)  Bryan had seen them in Hawaii, but the kids and I were pretty fascinated by them.  The leaves will open back up again in about 10 minutes.)

Also, he showed us a cashew tree and said that a big export of Belize is cashew jam and jelly.  They use the fruit to make the jam, and it's actually a fruit which has its seed on the outside of it (like strawberries do), but the single seed is what we call a cashew nut!  So after the jam is done, they gather the seeds and roast them and sell them--they're cashews!  Who knew?  Not me!  (Here's a picture I found on the internet, because the tree we saw was not in the right season to produce fruit, darn it.)   

Here we are heading down into the cave.  We saw a whole bunch of tiny bats sleeping upside down on the cave walls as we entered.  The kids thought that was cool.

It opens up again to this:
The river is actually a cenote, which is a freshwater "sinkhole" of sorts.  So as we went, we would be underground, and then it would suddenly open up to blue sky, and then back underground again, changing back and forth.


There were several shallow areas where we had to have a "butts-up moment!" or else we'd hit some rocks with our fannies.  Here's Bree in one of her butts-up moments.

The cave tubing was lots of fun.  Afterwards they drove us to their facility where homemade Belizean food awaited us.  It was so yummy!  There was traditional rice and beans, baked chicken, and coleslaw.  And they also had all-you-can-drink rum punch which was reportedly very good, but we stuck with soda.  My grape Fanta tasted great! :)

I loved our day in Belize.  I just felt bad for Bryan; he sure didn't feel very well.

We had to take a smaller boat (a "tender") to Belize from the ship, so here is a shot of our ship as we rode the tender back.  (Again, a cloudy day, but not cold at all, and no rain at all either on this day.)

Day 6: Dec 13-Cozumel, Mexico...

In Cozumel we didn't book any excursions and just decided to do our own thing.  Did I mention that we have our very own personal travel agents?  Bryan's sister Jennifer and her husband Tom are our go-to sources for what to do and where.  They've traveled almost everywhere and they always know great things to do. So, on their advice we just rented a car and drove to a place called The Money Bar restaurant where you can do some fantastic snorkeling and use their beach chairs & showers if you order some food or drinks.  (We got a big plate of nachos to share and they were delish!  The menu simply said "Large Nachos Meat Beef."  Made me chuckle.)

As you can see in the photo below, there wasn't really a beach per se, but they did have sand behind that retaining wall.  The kids played in the sand for a while before we snorkeled.  

I could not believe how many fish we saw!  So awesome.  In fact, as we were out snorkeling we saw probably 5 or more smaller tour boats taking their paying customers and dropping them off right where we were because it was the best snorkeling on the island.  Suckers!  Those people needed Jennifer and Tom!

 See the sting ray, below?



 See how many fish are by the retaining wall?  It was like that scene in Finding Nemo where all the little fish swim together to make different shapes.  They were everywhere!
 Behind this grate was a huge sea urchin and a great big eel.  (The eel is spotted yellow and black, on the left.)

 This shell still had its occupant, but Tess found another one just like it up on the rocks and brought it home.  She loves it!

 I think all the swimming pooped these kids out!  


 Lobster night!  Everyone was excited for this night at dinner.  I really dislike seafood, so I didn't care at all.  I had prime rib.  Speaking of food, it was fun to try some new things!   I don't love to cook, and we are not super adventurous when we go to restaurants either (why pay a lot of money to order something fancy if you don't even know if you'll like it?).  But on a cruise you can order whatever you want, and if you hate it, order something else!  Free!  Yeah, baby!
 The kids had creme brulee for the first time (nobody really loved it), and Tess and I ordered lamb shank one night (I thought it was disgusting!  Really hated it!).  The steak was always great.  The kids weren't sure what to think about the lobster (mixed reviews).  I made everyone try at least one little escargot, mainly so they can tell their friends they ate snails (again, nobody really raved, but they didn't hate it.)  The chicken cordon bleu was really good too.  (And yes, I definitely gained weight on the cruise.  They had a soft-serve ice cream cone machine by the pool and everyone in the family had at least one or two each day.  I heard some little kids talking about how they had 7 or 8 ice creams already one day.  Ha!  Cruise life--fat & happy!)


Our animal tonight was a dog.  Cute.

 Bryan is always good about finding adventure.  He found a spot and challenged the kids to a pull-up contest.


Day 7: Dec 14-Sea Day...

Sadly, we started our trip back to Miami.  We did have gorgeous sunny weather this day and I'll admit I spent a lot of the day on a hammock or on a pool lounge chair reading my book.  (Another perk of the small ship, Bree could wear a life-jacket and just hop right in the pool and I could relax and read, and easily see her from the side.  The 2 big kids are good enough swimmers I didn't worry about them.  Or else they were up at the rock-climbing wall with Bryan...)


One thing I missed out on was seeing a pod of dolphins off the back of the ship (below the rock-climbing wall.)  Darn!  Bryan said it was awesome and I felt bad I missed it.  It pays to be more adventurous I guess.  



Here's our lovely Caribbean band, complete with the steel drums.  Nothing compares to that sound for a nice beachy feeling!
Miles is jamming out to the music...

 Our last dinner.  Here's a picture of the whole group, including the Hamill family from Pennsylvania and our 2 lovely waiters, Martha from Columbia and Denys from Ukraine.

And our last towel animals.  This frog was the cutest!
 Tess's sea turtle even had googly eyes!  Now that's service!
Day 8: Dec 15-Dock and fly home...

We had a wonderful trip and I would love to do another cruise in the future!  Here's the obligatory picture of the poor, exhausted, and travel-worn kiddos zonked out on the ride home from the airport.
 Well, 2 out of 3 anyway. :)